Rapunzel Was Peeing

"You'll have to wait. She's peeing." ---Natalie

I did not wait.

"After you've had babies and you get older, waiting is no longer an option," I explained as I removed the gigantic, disturbing hunk of plastic off the toilet.

"She was GOING!" Natalie said, insulted.

"And now, so am I."

And then I shut the door on her and the freaky doll.

"She was GOING!" Natalie shouted.

Even though I might not have an audience when I go to the bathroom these days, I still have frequent commentary.

And no, I did not feel guilty removing the toy although according to Natalie, I made her wet her dress.

Sorry.