Friday, August 10, 2012

The Proper Way To Store Sunglasses

I’m sorry, but I can’t have a conversation with someone if they have their sunglasses on their forehead.

Like this:


(Only people rig their sunglasses so nothing holds them up. They just SIT there. By themselves.)

Since the sun has been extra bright, a lot of people keep their sunglasses close. Normal people prop them up on TOP of their heads.

Some folks, as I mentioned above, want to be rebels and put theirs like this:



Doesn’t that bug them? Don’t they feel the glasses pressing into their temples? Do they think they look cool?

Is anyone else tempted to slide their glasses on top of their heads like a normal human being?

Or am I just weird?

It’s just so distracting! Tom had a work BBQ not to long ago and one of his friends came over to talk. His glasses were just sitting there ON HIS FOREHEAD and I couldn’t even carry on a conversation properly. I kept wanting to say, “Excuse me, sir? Can you fix your sunglasses? Or are you shielding another pair of eyeballs?”

It’s especially fun when people have their sunglasses on the back of their heads:


Celebrities do this a lot.

Men do this a lot.

Yes, I want to fix the sunglasses. Or be like, “Do you have a face on the back of your head now? Har, har, har.”

Let’s stop bugging other human beings.

Sunglasses go like this:



Not like this:




Or this:




THIS:

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