I Know This Much To Be True....

I know this much to be true....



That my WiiFit HATES me. Heaven forbid I miss one day of using it. I'm sorry, WiiFit. But I'm sort of, I don't know, taking care of children. And cleaning the house that they like to destroy. That counts as working out, right? I mean I'm bending down, scooping up toys, throwing toys in appropriate bins, bending down, scooping up toys...etc..etc..


I know this much to be true....



That the show Lost rocks. Though one of the characters on the show reminds me of Jon Gosselin from Jon and Kate plus 8. It's hard for me to take him seriously now. Whenever he speaks, I almost expect 8 kids to jump out from behind the bushes or something.


I know this much to be true....



That my new pink drill rocks. I am woman. Watch me drill.


I know this much to be true....



That the second I look away, Natalie is going to color on the walls. Even if I hide all the crayons. She still manages to find one. I think she has a secret stash somewhere. Thank goodness for Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.


I know this much to be true....



I love my peacoat. Even though it itches my neck a little bit.


I know this much to be true....



That the movie Anne of Green Gables rocks. I even watched it with the Director's Commentary. I'm a nerd.


I know this much to be true....



That I buy my daughter too many shoes. (I'm ashamed to say that not only are all those compartments filled, but that there are more shoes stored in the closet. And, um, under her dresser.)[Please note: I only have 3 pairs of shoes.]


I know this much to be true....



That I eat too many of these! Which in turn causes my WiiFit to yell at me. Which in turns causes me to cry. Which in turn makes me run eat another Reeses Peanut Butter cup. Dr. Phil would totally go off on me.

"Amber. We don't live to eat. We eat to LIVE."
"But...surely when talking about peanut butter cups that doesn't apply? Right?"
"Okay. I'm done with her."
"Dr. Phil, wait!"
"GOODbye!"


I know this much to be true....



That Natalie hates when her Daddy leaves.


I know this much to be true....



That I will never pee alone until the kids move out. It seems the second I sit on the commode, they have questions that must be answered NOW. Also, my husband Tom loves to use the last of the toilet paper and, while he comprehends how to fire (and take apart) a semi-automatic weapon, he doesn't seem to understand how to replace the toilet paper roll. Even though, as you can see, the new rolls are sitting less than two feet away. I'm baffled.