Today Natalie is in Gymboree's Tres Fabulous line.
Hey, Natalie, want to take some pictures?
Um.
You might want to remove that finger first. Ew.
She’s all, “What do you mean? I wasn’t picking my nose.”
“Natalie. I have some bad news. It turns out you won’t be Queen of England after all. Prince William has proposed to Kate Middleton.”
“But it’s okay. You still have a small chance with Prince Harry.”
“Or, you know, Tony Parker just became available since Eva Longoria just filed for divorce. However, I hear that it was because he was sending inappropriate texts to another woman. And that, my dear, is a no no.”
After the matchmaking talk, Natalie insisted on having a photo with a rock.
Then I had to run into the side of the house.
“No, Natalie, you can’t have DJ Lance Rock for Christmas. Sorry.”
**Shirt change**
“So how is life going for you?”
“I like coloring.”
“Awesome, Natalie.”
“I like pizza but I don’t like peppers.”
“What? Then you surely can’t be related to me!”
I ran into the house again.
Natalie is probably thinking, “My Mom is crazy but at least she doesn’t throw a fit if someone wants to bring in cupcakes to school. Vegetables are NOT the proper way to celebrate ones birthday, sorry.”
“Love you, Natalie. Even though you do make my ears ring on a daily basis.”
And then she saw a bird and ran off....
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