Things That Annoy Me Thursday: Unable To Say Silly Words?!

Okay, so this isn’t really an ANNOYANCE per say.

After all, people have the right to make up their own rules for their house.

But.

I have to admit, it cracks me up when I hear that the word “fart” isn’t allowed to be used in a person’s home.

I mean????

What do they call it then?

Do they acknowledge that farts even exist?

If a fart does escape their clenched buttocks, what do they do? Continue on as though nothing happened? But what if it smells? Do they wordless take out some air freshner, spray it, and then go about their business?

I just don’t see what’s wrong with the word fart.

To the people who don’t allow the word to be used in their homes: never invite my kids over. Because they A) pass gas and announce it and B) if someone else passes gas, they’ll shout “Who farted?”

I don’t comprehend some people’s rules is all. I totally get if curse words aren’t allowed. But FART?

This word that we live in is weird.